2) Party Like a Pornstar!
ENGLISH: Today has been a very tranquil day. Full of zen gardens and green tea. But then I woke up. Around 3pm or so. It's my lazy day. Don't hate the pillow snuggler!
But sleep is for the tired and the comatose. So now I'm busying myself with cuddling up to the enfamous Tommy Waffles and resisting all urges to drench him in maple syrup and devour him. Sadly, he is not nearly as edible as the popular breakfast pastry he so represents.
But our day is just about to get even more exciting! Couch Bunny should be strolling by soon and whisking us off to a magical adventure. Full of booze, drunken bimbos, and over friendly man hands. Sweden's youth culture although repetitive in nature can be quite amusing. Especially if you add your own subtitles.
SVENSKA: Jag sover som en ide björn monster. Men jag festa som en G-rankade porrstjärna. Rock hard allt du berusad swedelings! Det roliga är bara att komma igång!
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Posted By: Waffles
Yeah, i might taste good until the merchandise is past its expiration date.
Atleast im funny looking, like bananas!
Speaking of bananas, i have to pee BRB
Posted By: Emery Lafis
Lmao! You silly goose XD ilu! <3
Posted By: Waffles
ilu more! <3
Posted By: Emery Lafis
iMpOsSIblE!!1 >=O hehe
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